the id photo on this card shows a photo of a person. Their face is blotted out and a purple spiral is drawn on top.

Surname:

?????

First Name:

CRAZU

S:

??????

A:

23

a signature in black pen. it reads 'c r @ z u'
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Department Of Whatever The Hell

January 12th, 2026

the header image on this document is a poorly drawn seal.

RE: RE: Request for transcripts from subject ꩜

As requested, here's the transcript from subject ꩜. Not sure if it'll be of any use to you, and it's your discretion whether we make it public. Enjoy.


Subject Statement:


Hi! This is my website! I had a lot of fun making it. It feels nice to section off my own little space on this bitch of an internet. I kind of do this as a hobby, and most of the time it's really only for me to see, but if you've stumbled in here (and you have), thank you for visiting! I hope you enjoy your time exploring here.

the id photo on this card shows a figure with bone white skin, a purple coat and large green eyes

Surname:

?????

First Name:

otherone

S:

???

A:

23?

a signature in green pen. It's a sideways oval with two large scribbles that look a little like eyes on a face
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the id photo on this card shows a black cat with a single, red spiraling eye.

Surname:

none

First Name:

I'll tell you when I find out

S:

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A:

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a signature in red pen. It's just a spiral.
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